I thought this was amusing for a second because I thought it was snark. But on second thought, after reading some of these other people's comments, I'm noticing that a few of them seem to think this is a legitimate theory. What the hell is wrong with these people?!?

Okay, to all the morons out there, if you honestly believe this stuff, please identify yourselves so that you can be rounded up and locked away from normal human beings. Society needs to be protected from the likes of you.