John Mccain put his testicles and manhood in a hermetically-sealed box during the 2000 campaign when he was maligned by Messrs. Bush, Rove, et al, and failed to respond forcefully.

McCain licked Bush's hand in the manner of a whipped dog in the 2004 election, blindly parroting BushSpeak (BushSqueak?)

His failure to defend John Kerry from the scurrilous bleatings of the SwiftBoat cabal only underscored my belief that he has no honor...only a pathetic compulsion to win.

His blind fealty to Bush's Iraq debacle continues to remind us that he out of touch with today's electorate.

With that in mind, John McCain's testicles remain in that locked box to this day.